Photo 23 Apr 69 notes ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

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Video 20 Mar 77,931 notes

pazzojinn:

citizensieyes:

pazzojinn:

emmyc:

abluegirl:

Blue waves produced by bioluminescent phytoplankton: Vaadhoo Island in the Maldives, Florida Everglades, and Lakshadweep Islands off India.

*___*

Hey, Jack, JACK!

THESE!

I miss the Cape.

We need to go back next summer.

I’ll bring extra trunks this time ahahaha :X 

Or just do the safe thing and leave them on shore.

I want to learn to play guitar so we can have fireside songs.

Video 20 Mar 77,931 notes

pazzojinn:

emmyc:

abluegirl:

Blue waves produced by bioluminescent phytoplankton: Vaadhoo Island in the Maldives, Florida Everglades, and Lakshadweep Islands off India.

*___*

Hey, Jack, JACK!

THESE!

I miss the Cape.

Photo 13 Mar 30 notes beerchen:

i should probably hang that somewhere in my apartment…

This is just all the adorable.

beerchen:

i should probably hang that somewhere in my apartment…

This is just all the adorable.

(Source: letscrosstheuniverse)

Video 6 Mar 25,367 notes

rosalarian:

tyleroakley:

I really hate using the word perfect but NPH forces me to.

Video 4 Mar 39,776 notes

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Photo 27 Feb 2,755 notes animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.
NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 
STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?
I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE, TENNISON? QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY. I OWN THIS DRAWER, LIKE I OWN THIS COMPANY, AND I WILL OCCUPY WHATEVER PORTION OF THE COMPANY I FEEL LIKE, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE, AND UNLESS YOU CAN FIND ‘EXPLAINING MY ACTIONS TO SLACKJAWED, BUNGLING ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES’ SOMEWHERE ON MY C.V. I SUGGEST YOU SIT DOWN AT THAT DESK I GRACIOUSLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH YOUR BABBLE. IF I WANTED TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOUR SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING I’D CALL A SALES MEETING.

NOW WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED FOR? 

STOP LOOKING AROUND, YOU TIT. I’M SITTING ON THEM. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? AM I YOUR FATHER? DO YOU HAVE BLACKMAIL PHOTOS OF ME? CAN YOU EVEN READ, TENNISON?

I’M GOING TO GO DOWN TO 14 AND SLEEP IN THE 11”X17” PAPER TRAY IN THE COPY ROOM. I’LL BE BACK AT 3 AND I EXPECT YOU’LL HAVE THE SECOND QUARTER PROJECTIONS COMPLETED AND FAXED OVER TO MARTY.

Photo 24 Feb 21 notes criminallyincompetent:



#Hazel’sfetishes

criminallyincompetent:

#Hazel’sfetishes

Video 24 Feb 77,967 notes

thelemonthrower:

fuckyeahfranny:

That’s good.

Guys…. those aren’t Japanese “letters”.  They don’t have letters.  Kana doesn’t even look like that…

It’s funny because I could read it normally.

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